Alert: dangerous mixes

An Interpol all points bulletin has been issued for the notorious DJ and bad sonics criminal dr.lloyd, believed to have resurfaced in France.

This long-time detainee of the maximum-security Severe Acid House Unit in Barlinnie, Glasgow, succeeded in 1996 in a daring helicopter

escape bid, collectively hypnotising an entire corridor of medical and nursing attendants before ghosting through numerous checkpoints,

past loads of guys with guns, using a wicked arrangement of mirrors. 2 trussed-up nurses were single-handedly abducted, though months

later traced by detectives to a luxury apartment somewhere right nice; the bouncy, full-figured pair were healthy and vigorous in spirits,

and unwilling to give up any information on the felon. The helicopter was just a decoy.

Shady politics in the intervening years or something like that later resulted in an amnesty. After a tentative return to public life, it was

thought that rehabilitation had occurred due to a lengthy spell at Sting’s health farm, where employment followed as a tantric group instructor.

Though unconfirmed, European sources indicate a return to badman activity. A selectah with an air of mystery, operating with the following

business card, has perpetrated a series of freestyle sonic outrages via CDR.

Forensic examination of the mixes reveal some bad bad tunes almost certain

to emanate from a collection previously thought to have been safely destroyed

in a lab. There had to be suits and a special chamber and everything.

Do not on any account download and listen to the selections at this page.

On no account approach this individual who, you will agree, looks a bit unstable.

Do not be deceived by natty looks and genteel manners.

Attractively bookish but loose and dressy, raven-haired, polyglot, 30-something

females with a penchant for role play, and girls apt to cut a dash with vivid tones

of lipstick, have been identified as particulary at risk.